A Simple Request Of A 4 Year Old

Reese: "I wish Santa gave me my old foot skin for Christmas."

Mommy: "Your what? Old foot skin?"

R: "Yea."

M: "What would you do with your old foot skin?"

R: "Oh, I'd put it on the floor & look at it. You gotta do what you gotta do, you know?"

Crap. Santa spent loads of $$ on all sorts of toys, when all Reese really wanted was some dead skin cells on the floor. I'll keep that in mind next year...